![]() You see any doll houses, Hank? Hank Hill: No, I don't. And I don't see any no houses 'round here. I love two things: building doll house furniture and kicking ass. Where's the money you owe me, esse? Dale Gribble: You heard him. Octavio: Gribble, I don't care if he stays or goes. Dale Gribble: Back off, Hank, or Octavio will mess you up. ![]() Hank Hill: You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine! Big Jim: Ha ha, that's telling him. And who the hell are you? Dale Gribble: Hank, you know Octavio. As block captain I will come down on you with the full authority of my office. Hank Hill: Good God, you're serious?! The alley is city property. Boomhauer: Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout no dang ol' psychos allowed, man. You probably wouldn't like them down there, Hank. It's gonna go from Dale's house, my house to Boomhauer's house! Dale Gribble: A little 3 way friendship tube and you ain't invited! Bill: The only rules are no spitting and no cutting other people's fingers off. We got a tunnel to dig under the alley! Hank Hill: What? Bill: Yep. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre Dale Gribble: Hank Rutherford Hill, you are within one hundred feet of me, and much as I like to scoff at the law, I also like to arbitrarily enforce it. Bill Dauterive: Rex, just move your paw.Hank- "If bobby Learns to cook and clean for himself whats his motivation to ever get married." Hank Hill: (Upon Hank finding Bobby holding a Cheerleader uniform) There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed. (makes blooping sounds) Teacher: (wipes her glasses) Don't test me, young man. Teacher: (sees bubbles approaching) Bobby, what are you doing? Bobby Hill: I'm ironing underwater.Dautrieve would be in the Guinness Book of World Records! Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do Tid Pao: You brought it here!? God, you are one dumbass pig-farmer. (leaves) Bobby Hill: Wow! If there were thirteen more 'dogs on that platter, Mr. Hank Hill: Bill, Bill! Those 'dogs are for everyone! Bill Dautrieve: (finishes eating all the hotdogs, and belches) That should do it. (notices Bill eating all of the hotdogs) Jesus! Bobby Hill: Woah, look at him go. Bill Dautrieve: I'll be speedy! (starts to eat) Hank Hill: Hey, we've got ketchup, mustard, relish over there. Hank Hill: In heaven… Hey, that's Todd! The Fat and the Furious Hank Hill: (bringing over hotdogs) Okay everybody, 'dogs are up! Now Bill's in a rush, so he gets first crack. Get Your Freak Off Hank Hill: (Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) They weren't dancing like you and I dance. 3 Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do. ![]()
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